June 2012
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hipstermoriarty:
lokilies:
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They’re annoying, yes. Always out to ruin my fun.
you see, that’s so dog of them
you don’t spoil people’s fun
Apparently it’s wrong to enjoy terror and chaos.
They wouldn’t be so effective if they didn’t have Thor and his hammer of justice on their side.
can i blow up stark tower?
tony’s being a bitch to me atm so im totally...
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hipstermoriarty:
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Turning into dust was also an option during that fight, actually, but one tends not to think too well while they are being used as a wrecking ball.
yeah. bit of a challenge
them avengers. kinda cunts aren’t they?
They’re annoying, yes. Always out to ruin my fun.
you see, that’s so dog of them
you don’t spoil people’s fun
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Suddenly: Lemurs
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hipstermoriarty:
lokilies:
hipstermoriarty:
yeah. Im like a mortal or some shit
id die
id be like, fucking dust
and you’re like
mmmmm look at my magiccccc
Turning into dust was also an option during that fight, actually, but one tends not to think too well while they are being used as a wrecking ball.
yeah. bit of a challenge
them avengers. kinda cunts aren’t they?
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hipstermoriarty:
lokilies:
hipstermoriarty:
Look, I totally get what you’re saying
like, if the hulk came near me id be all like
hey, don’t hurt me lol. cos that shit looks painful and ill die
Exactly, save the dying part, of course. I’d be a pathetic god, indeed, if I died by the hands of that ogre.
yeah. Im like a mortal or some shit
id die
id be like, fucking dust
and you’re...
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hipstermoriarty:
lokilies:
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I am not in the habit of revealing my plans, not even to those that are working with me, Morrie.
However, since you’re a dear friend, I can say this: it involves a pretty little blue box and Victor von Doom being my “fall man”…or whatever you mortals call them these days.
hahahahahaaaa have a shit one doom!
he’s a weird cunt...
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lieseltochter:
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“Midgard sadly, Odin doesn’t take to well to the kin of yourself. Sent me out as a child hasn’t let me back in.. I grow weary of this place each day and of course every single Midgardian upon it, Their ignorant and pathetic no matter how hard they try on anything they always will be.”
“Yes, he isn’t too fond of the children that aren’t...
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Where are people getting this idea that Loki was raped by Svadilfari?
He turned into a mare in heat and lured the horse away from the builder.
There is no mention of him getting raped in the mythological text.
As far as I’m concerned, he planned to have crazy horse sex in the woods. I mean…why else would he turn into a goddamned lady horse in heat? To try to have an...
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hipstermoriarty:
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I am not in the habit of revealing my plans, not even to those that are working with me, Morrie.
However, since you’re a dear friend, I can say this: it involves a pretty little blue box and Victor von Doom being my “fall man”…or whatever you mortals call them these days.
hahahahahaaaa have a shit one doom!
he’s a weird cunt amirite?
you’re such a champ
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hipstermoriarty:
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-breathes in dramatically-
penis
there
Aren’t we mature today?
Bored, Morrie?
im always mature
and im always bored
and lonely
and attention seeking
you?
True enough. I take it that no one has offered you anything interesting for your criminal expertise either?
Not as bored as I was a few days ago. I...
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lieseltochter:
lokilies:
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“Yes well, In some places people find small pointless and rather annoying conversations like that proper or entertaining. I hardly see the truth in that but yes I can see your lack on enthusiasm towards small talk. It is nice to meet you as well Loki, Nice to finally meet you actually.”
“Rather funny most mortals think that a god like me would...
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hipstermoriarty:
lokilies:
hipstermoriarty:
-breathes in dramatically-
penis
there
Aren’t we mature today?
Bored, Morrie?
im always mature
and im always bored
and lonely
and attention seeking
you?
True enough. I take it that no one has offered you anything interesting for your criminal expertise either?
Not as bored as I was a few days ago. I recently gained a new toy that...
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lieseltochter:
lokilies:
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“I’ve yet to find a moment where you actually had patience for something, Is this common for you? My title is Liesel Lokitochter.”
“You are making an assumption that is completely incorrect. I have a great deal of patience for most matters, but I tire of this practice of ‘small talk’ that hardly goes anywhere past ‘hi, how are you?’ or ‘the...
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wrathofwiccan:
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wrathofwiccan replied to your post: -Tugs on his sleeve.-
H-hug?
Because it was my birthday yesterday.
Just this once. Happy belated birthday.
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lieseltochter:
lokilies:
You best have something interesting to say because I have no patience for small talk today.
“I’ve yet to find a moment where you actually had patience for something, Is this common for you? My title is Liesel Lokitochter.”
“You are making an assumption that is completely incorrect. I have a great deal of patience for most matters, but I tire of this...
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ooc; A reminder about my askbox
Don’t message me if you want immediate replies. My askbox is still being stupid.
I’m probably turning the askbox off entirely soon because it’s more trouble than fun to keep it open when my internet refuses to cooperate with answering asks.
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hipstermoriarty:
-breathes in dramatically-
penis
there
Aren’t we mature today?
Bored, Morrie?
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You best have something interesting to say because I have no patience for small talk today.
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wrathofwiccan replied to your post: -Tugs on his sleeve.-
H-hug?
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wrathofwiccan asked: -Tugs on his sleeve.-
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